Dear Lexipro,
You and I have known each other now for quite a while. I will admit that when you came into my life, I didn't expect you to be hanging around this long. I am torn over our relationship, because though I charish you and all you do for me, I really am working toward the day that I no longer need you.
At the present time I rely on you very much. Perhaps I've never told you how very much I need you, and for that I am sorry. I need you Lexipro, and am thankful to have you in my life.
That said, you really dropped the ball this evening. I am terribly disappointed in you, and I expect that this will never happen again. I depend on you to be there for me and do your job to the best of your ability. Not only that, but so does my family. I would hate to see our relationship end on such a note, but I don't mind telling you I'm not afraid to talk to Dr. X about a replacement if such behavior continues. Consider this a warning.
Sincerely, Christine