There is something different about Little Man lately. It's like he's gotten a testosterone surge or something. His voice has gone up several decibels. There is definitely something wrong with his hearing, because the only words he seems to be able to pick up on are words like "Choo Choo", and "popsicle", and "surprise". I haven't tested his entire vocabulary yet, but I do know that "no", "stop that", and "come here" are beyond him at this point.
His diagnosis: He's three. I went on an exhaustive search for a cure for this, and found there is only one - four. I have to wait over eleven months for a cure for his "three-ness".
Of course, then he will be four. *sigh*