I do not have a penis. I am not looking to make my non-existant penis bigger, longer, or thicker. Please take me off your mailing list, and learn to TARGET YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC for cryin' out loud!
On the basis of your comment to Internet spammers alone, I'm an instant admirer. Maybe I should read something else. I will. I hate spammers like God meant us to hate Sin. Since I have almost no recent acquaintance with sin, I feel authorized to HATE spammers and get away with it!
By 
Ron Southern, at
1:40 PM
That made me laugh- thanks I needed that today :)
Snort! Tell em sista! If only they would listen. Sigh...
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By Luboš Motl, at
4:45 PM
I would also include in that letter that I am not interested in going to a site with sexy teens nor do I want to purchase vicodin over the internet.
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By 
, at
6:11 PM
email spam is, for all intents and purposes, free. targetting email is a waste of time. besides, you may have someone in your life who has a penis who may benefit from the products hawked. in fact, you may benefit from the products as well...indirectly, of course.
By Craig R. Harmon, at
6:17 PM
I'm here via the Jazzy Snowball fight. Leave it to me to walk in during a penis post. And with that, I'm afraid I've got nothing.:(
Another snowball, this one from me, well, cos' Jazzy said so!!
::running away before you get a chance to throw one back at me::
Oh wait, before I run away did someone said the word penis? Oh my.
Penis and a frozen ball....suddenly my evening became more amusing...kinda sad isn't it?
And to that I would add:
"And I do not have a sister or brother who is in pain and needs me to order them illegal vicodan online..."
Thanks for the laugh.
You've been balled. Snowballed that is. Courtesy of Jazzy! Does Viagra work on Snowballs? I guess technically it's the other part of the snow that needs the Viagra. I'll stop now.
My favorite was "Make your dick so hard you can pound nails with it." I even forwarded it to some friends. . .how bad is that, forwarding your spam. I'm sure there's a penalty for that.
