Dear pups, you know I love you so. We have dragged you across the country with us, and you have been only too happy to follow along. You never complain (well, except during thunder storms - I'm sorry, I have no control over that.) After Gabriella was born and you were demoted in the family, you took the whole thing with grace and dignity.
I was just out cleaning up the yard after the two of you. It's been a week since I did this, and I have to wonder where in the world you two are putting it all? Seriously, is that all for a whole week? Are we feeding you enough? (Kabiel, you are plenty fat, so don't lie to me!)
Also, if it isn't too much trouble (I know how very busy you are napping and patrolling the fence) couldn't you just STOP when doing your business? Is it really necessary to keep walking during this process? It really makes it easier for me to clean it up if you can leave it all in one place. (I know you don't complain about the way I do my business, but then you don't have to clean up after me either, so I'd say we're even.)
And Kabiel, thank you for being so patient with Little Man yesterday when he discovered how your ears twitch when tickled. You were very nice to let him giggle at you like that. Good dog!
That's all for now. You can go back to your sleeping.