- People who try to get me to buy or endorse their product or service by saying things like "I'm a longtime fan of your website", or "I'm an avid Mommy Matters reader". Bullsh*t! Watch out - I'm going to start quizzing you!
- Listen closely now: Liking, and even loving Disney characters, movies, or anything Disney - cool. Plastering every square inch of the exterior of your car or house with Disney characters - NOT cool!
- Speeders. Come on people, where is it you are in such a hurry to get to, anyway?! I'll admit I use to be one of you, but then I came to my senses! I don't need the steep fines, not to mention the potential damage to my vehicle and unending medical bills. Seriously, if you live in Wyoming I know you've seen the antelope and deer grazing near the road. Have you thought about the damage one of those animals can do to your front end? And you don't really want the fact that you killed some poor little fawn's momma on your conscience for the rest of your life, do you? You go ahead and endanger your life, but don't do it around me and my children! I just hope you can afford the speeding ticket, and believe me, I will giggle and point at you when I pass you pulled over by the highway patrol.
- Parents who just can't be bothered to pick their 5 year old up at school on time. You're lucky there are concerned, caring parents around who are willing to stay with your child (who they don't even know) and wait with him so that he isn't all alone outside the school for over a half hour. Pull your head out of your you-know-what and be a parent!
- People who can't find anything nice to say, and do nothing but complain. Oops! Uhhh.... you have a beautiful smile, and I *love* those shoes! Have a great day!
