- Sometimes when I... no, I mean some people tell you "We're almost there", I'm , urr... they're
- Five times in a row of ANY DVD is too many!
- Cracker Barrel has the best chicken salad sandwich!
- When playing the license plate game, it is helpful to drive through Nashville.
- Why is it that non-potable water isn't safe to drink, but is okay to wash your hands with? I don't trust it.
- Hotel showers are made for short people
- Sometimes when you are away from a place for over 8 years, when you come back you find your favorite restaurant isn't there anymore.
- Where are all the drivers from West Virginia? Seriously, that's the hardest license plate to find!