I have made minimal progress in this venture. Bubblehead now has a goatee, rather than a whole face covered with hair. Progress, yes, but it's still scratchy against my delicate face.
Last night he joked with me that he believes the facial hair has stopped his snoring (he knows how much I hate the snoring), and if he were to shave it off he's sure the snoring would return in full force.
Nice try.