Yes, you read that right. Thank goodness for wireless, because it looks like I may be spending my entire day in here.
No, I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking. ;)
I've got a little one who has started potty training. Good news, I know. I can't tell you what a genius I think this boy is for being so successful this early in life considering the potty training nightmare I've gone through with his sister. The first time he used the potty I called every member of my family and babbled incoherently about my son going tinkle. I know this may not sound like much, but trust me, for a parent, especially a certified potty training failure like myself, this is akin to winning a Grammy. I may just bronze that potty chair and put in on my mantle.
I've also got myself a little girl who is constipated. This is an on-going problem for her, and the root of said potty training failure. So in order to avoid further pain and torture for us all, she is going to spend extended periods of time on the potty today, which means I'm parked here on the bathroom floor reading books and generally entertaining two half-naked children. (Little Man thinks this is great fun, and has joined his sister by sitting on the potty chair.)
I seem to recall having some sort of a life at one point. Friends, social engagements, working... Hopping in my cute little car to enjoy a day in the city. Look how far I've come!