(This conversation has been condenced in the interest of both the writer's and the reader's time)
Gabriella: "Mama, what are the birds' names?"
Me: "I don't know, Sweetie. They can't tell me, because they don't speak English."
Gabriella: "What do they speak?"
Me: "Well, I don't know. What do you think?"
Gabriella: "I think they speak birdlish! And the squirrels speak squirrelish!"
(Well of course!)