(History for this post can be found here, if you so desire.)
Gabriella: "Mommy, I went poopy in the potty, and I cleaned myself up and I flushed the potty, so I can have a surprise!"
Me: (very skeptical) "Sweetie, you are suppose to tell Mommy so I can clean you up."
Gabriella: "Well, it was a secret, so I couldn't show you because you aren't suppose to show secret poopies."
Secret poopies, huh? I guess I'm not up on the lingo.
