(I must preface this by letting you know that this is not my original idea - my mother came up with this one, but I'm behind her 100% here)
I think I've found a fantastic invention - one that is sure to make me rich. Of course the idea part of inventing is really the easiest part, isn't it...
I think we should have a volume switch for children. When those sweet little voices screech a tad too much for us, we could simply turn them down. All those bedtime requests for "I need something" (water, potty, flashlight, another story) could be turned down to a very tolerable whisper. You could even watch the humor of your kids fighting over the same toy if you didn't have to hear those ear-piercing screams. We could attatch it to their now useless belly buttons. What do ya think?
I wonder if, while we're at it, we could just turn that knob all the way down to "off", so we could get some extra sleep now and then.
I like the idea of a remote control... fast forward... rewind... pick up the toys... do the dishes... rub mommies feet...
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I'm all for it! Let me know as soon as they are on the market!
I think that is a wonderful idea, count me in when you start selling them.
I'm a venture capitalist. I know a winning idea when I see one. Can I fund this project in return for equity in your company? :-)
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8:25 AM
My children are stuck on 11.
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10:10 AM
Better idea. Electric shock dog-training collar.
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Dave Lockjaw Walker, at
7:24 PM
I've always dreamed of having a pause button for me kids--but I'm sure I'd over-use it and it'd take eons for the kids to reach 18.
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7:50 AM
Sounds great. I think this might come in useful for large groups of women and possibly husbands sometimes.
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You know on a Saturday night you can invite some friends over and have a few drinks, then when the kids are arguing you can turn the volume all the way down and take turns making up what they are saying.
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6:31 AM
Cool! Using your children as a drinking game! LOL!
