Remember in the movie Men In Black, when he opens up the locker at the bus station and it is full of little aliens bowing in worship? I want this. I don't need the whole world to worship me. I don't even want this. But is it too much to ask to just have a little locker full of aliens that would do anything for me; think there is no one better than me? My ego could use the boost now and then.
(My hubby tells me that I do, in fact, have this in my two children. I am their entire world, and in their eyes there is no one better than mommy. Okay, I can maybe accept that this is true, and yet, it's not quite what I had in mind. I mean, who has to clean up the bottoms of their worshipers?)